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He lit a cigarette. His glass of whiskey lit a cigarette. “I can only truly love my dead best friend,” he said, “but not in a gay way. Women wouldn’t understand. They’re too gay.” Both of the cigarettes agreed.
from Mallory Ortberg’s hilarious “Male Novelist Jokes.” (via coketalk)

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andrewpauldost:

i want dogs to be allowed at more places and i want children under 6 to not be

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When life gives me lemons, I’m gonna slice them up into wedges and throw them into vodka tonics, which I will sip in a burlesque nightclub that I co-own with actor Taye Diggs and two of the Pussycat Dolls.

"Immigrant Song", Led Zeppelin, 1970.

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life plan.

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plans for 2014

  • care less about everything
  • get hot
  • sleep

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…and then I accidentally ate two pints of cherry tomatoes. #deadlynightshade